Then He Showed Up With His Homies...not 1, but TWO!?!?!?

So I decided to let Cory Flocka Flame [previous blog entry] try again after his failed attempt at visiting me the first time. this fool shows up @ my house with not one, but TWO homies in the car with him. He looked so good I allowed him/them to get out of the car, just so that I could get a hug, but I quickly showed how annoyed I was by the situation. According to the short friend, he didnt want to come alone because he didn't know the area that well. I thought that that is why someone invented the GPS!!! GOODNESS!! I gave him directions! 


I've decided to implement a No Tolerance Beast Mode mentality when approaching/ being approached by dudes. This mentality has 7 (for the founders Ee-Yip!!!) main points:

1. Never go outside of my "type" - I have done so 4 times in the past and it has been successful a whopping 0% of the time!
2.  ABSOLUTELY no J- names: Justin, Jared, James, Julius, JV, Javon, Jameer....all ya'll!!!
3.  No "Kickin it" - the only thing you will be "kickin" if you ask me to kick it is rocks!!!
4. No long distance love - which according to one guy I talked to is Auburn to Montgomery (google it) (o_O)
5. No HBCU guys - not because they are black (obviously), but because they are used to having a lot of women around at all times...ready and willing.... (o_O)
6. If you lie (big) once, you WILL do it again! - no more fantastic fiction writers for me!
7. If you show up with TWO homies when we are supposed to be getting to know each other...GOODBYE! 

Monëy3Nice