Top 10 Reasons I HATE Being Fat!!!

Okay so maybe i'm not shaped like this (or at least I dont think I am :\...no seriously, am i?) but I am a fat girl, and we have frustrations that only we can relate to =P

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Big Girl Blog pt2

New Video Blog =)

This Video is suuuuper RaNd0m and suuuuuuuuper lame, but i'll get better @ this blogging thing eventually =)

She Can Fit the WHOLE Thing in Her Mouth!?

The main homie Dontre [shoutout] read my *previous post* on my 7 point No Tolerance Beast Mode Mentality (7PNTBMM if you will) on my approach to dudes now, and we decided that I should come up with a 7 point checklist for the fellas, to know that their girl just might be a hoe [I'm Juss sayin]. So here goes: Money3Nice's 7 Point Checklist of Signs that your Shorty may be smashing your homies...and EVERYONE else's too!

1. Her favorite book is "The Vixen Manual" by none other than Superhead Steffans herself (worthy of a side eye (o_O))
2. She keeps a stack of "Plan B" pills right next to her condoms and KY {this means someone is getting the condoms, someone else is using the lube (b/c most condoms are lubricated) and someone else is raw doggin it!}
3. Her text message "INBOX" is always empty - girls text about EVERYTHING to the point that some messages have to be saved on the SIM card. If ur girl's inbox and sent box is always empty, it's because she don't want you reading something!
4. She's friendly with everybody else's man - I can't stress enough how good hoes are at sniffing out a dude that's taken....its like they have a Home-wrecking Radar or something!
5. You two have never been on a well lit, public date - She likes going to the midnight matinée, candlelit dinners in the woods, camping....you think she's romantic and intimate, I say she doesn't want Raykwon, Ra'Mel, and Peanut to see yall!
6. #TwitterAfterDark is her favorite Trending Topic...even at 1 in the afternoon! <- I just pissed somebody off with that one *Kanye Shrug*
7. Your homie told you she was a hoe - dudes are different from girls in that way. Girls will tell their homegirl not to mess with a dude because "he ain't $h!t" just so she can talk to him. But guys are not that complex [unless they are suffering from a severe case of Bitchassness - get well soon] and if ur homie tells you she's a hoe, it's probably because she previously was or still is! 

Hope this helps to all of my bruhs out there! And remember, this is a checklist! If your girl meets 4 out of the 7...you might wanna go down to the Health Department and get urslf tested homie!

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Monëy3Nice

Then He Showed Up With His Homies...not 1, but TWO!?!?!?

So I decided to let Cory Flocka Flame [previous blog entry] try again after his failed attempt at visiting me the first time. this fool shows up @ my house with not one, but TWO homies in the car with him. He looked so good I allowed him/them to get out of the car, just so that I could get a hug, but I quickly showed how annoyed I was by the situation. According to the short friend, he didnt want to come alone because he didn't know the area that well. I thought that that is why someone invented the GPS!!! GOODNESS!! I gave him directions! 


I've decided to implement a No Tolerance Beast Mode mentality when approaching/ being approached by dudes. This mentality has 7 (for the founders Ee-Yip!!!) main points:

1. Never go outside of my "type" - I have done so 4 times in the past and it has been successful a whopping 0% of the time!
2.  ABSOLUTELY no J- names: Justin, Jared, James, Julius, JV, Javon, Jameer....all ya'll!!!
3.  No "Kickin it" - the only thing you will be "kickin" if you ask me to kick it is rocks!!!
4. No long distance love - which according to one guy I talked to is Auburn to Montgomery (google it) (o_O)
5. No HBCU guys - not because they are black (obviously), but because they are used to having a lot of women around at all times...ready and willing.... (o_O)
6. If you lie (big) once, you WILL do it again! - no more fantastic fiction writers for me!
7. If you show up with TWO homies when we are supposed to be getting to know each other...GOODBYE! 

Monëy3Nice

New Music Player...and other randomness!!!

Yaaay! ----->  New music on my blog may give me a reason to blog more!
I should actually blog more anyway...it'll give me an outlet so I can stay out of trouble :)
Any-who...summer classes are over (hooorahhhhhh!) and I kicked butt!! 2 A's and 1 B for a semester GPA of 3.67 :) my overall is still creeping higher and higher to a 3.5 (currently 3.46)!
I also moved!!! yaaay! I'm back living alone, no more roommate issues for me...EVER! after last year i've decided that maybe I can't live with other people. And not because I'm just impossible to live with but because i've become accustomed to my own space!
Now I clean whenever i feel like it! lol
On a totally different note: i met a guy that bore a striking resemblance to Waka Flocka (who we all know is my celebrity crush and if you didn't know you do now!)! His name was Cory and we danced the night away!!!.....okay well maybe we danced two songs away but it was still a special moment!!
He text me the next day, and the next, and the next....one negative about unlimited text: messages start to replace phone calls :(
Cory Flocka Flame was also supposed to stop by and we were gonna hang out...but I've issued a warrant for his arrest due to a Failure to Appear!!!!
Any-who.....enough with the randomness for now.
Love ya!


Monëy3Nice

Ugh this always happens! Idk y i even came :'(
Sad day

Yaaaay Camera!!!

wait, i cant add a video to my blog???
BALLS!!!!