Did HE Seriously Try 2 Give Me Relationship Advice??!??!??

So I'm on the phone with one of the guys who broke my heart in the past. Why? Looooooong story :\ Anywho, somehow we get on the topic of me having children. I quickly shut that discussion DoWn! As of right now, I dont see myself having kids. So he says "Why not?" And I say "Because I've shut down... I don't want to have sex anymore, and don't see myself getting married so that means no kids for me!"

I guess he saw this as his perfect opportunity to let me know just how little I actually meant to him while we were f*cK!nG <- so the truth because there was ABSOLUTELY no commitment! He fires back "Aww, I hope you dont feel like that because of me.... I believe God will make someone for you... I mean someone who actually likes you"

I could tell that he felt so proud of himself. like this statement would just make my day! NOT!! What I took from that statement was "I mean, I couldn't stand you, and I really dont see any other man on the planet being able to put up with you either, so God's gotta make somebody who can do it!" 

[P.S.: he goes on to ask "what ever happened to that one guy who liked you? where is he?"] (o_O)

First of all: I dont appreciate the over-glorification of relationships! Just because im sans-Man doesnt mean i'm lonely!!! 

Secondly: Kids aint for everyone....i mean, some of us just shouldnt procreate!

Third: Why is HE, of all people, trying to give me advice/encouragement about relationships?!??!? He f*cked me over major, and not because I was all in love (because I honestly dont think i was) but because he knew he never wanted to pursue a relationship with me, but strung me along long enough to get a girlfriend that met his standards, then left me in the dust!

In the past I have been hurt by guys. Even though I've never been in a relationship, I've allowed myself to be used up by men (and I regret it every day of my life!). I don't think that any of these fellas should be extending friendship to me after doing me that way and they mos def shouldn't be commenting on my relationship status!!!

She Can Fit the WHOLE Thing in Her Mouth!?

The main homie Dontre [shoutout] read my *previous post* on my 7 point No Tolerance Beast Mode Mentality (7PNTBMM if you will) on my approach to dudes now, and we decided that I should come up with a 7 point checklist for the fellas, to know that their girl just might be a hoe [I'm Juss sayin]. So here goes: Money3Nice's 7 Point Checklist of Signs that your Shorty may be smashing your homies...and EVERYONE else's too!

1. Her favorite book is "The Vixen Manual" by none other than Superhead Steffans herself (worthy of a side eye (o_O))
2. She keeps a stack of "Plan B" pills right next to her condoms and KY {this means someone is getting the condoms, someone else is using the lube (b/c most condoms are lubricated) and someone else is raw doggin it!}
3. Her text message "INBOX" is always empty - girls text about EVERYTHING to the point that some messages have to be saved on the SIM card. If ur girl's inbox and sent box is always empty, it's because she don't want you reading something!
4. She's friendly with everybody else's man - I can't stress enough how good hoes are at sniffing out a dude that's taken....its like they have a Home-wrecking Radar or something!
5. You two have never been on a well lit, public date - She likes going to the midnight matinée, candlelit dinners in the woods, camping....you think she's romantic and intimate, I say she doesn't want Raykwon, Ra'Mel, and Peanut to see yall!
6. #TwitterAfterDark is her favorite Trending Topic...even at 1 in the afternoon! <- I just pissed somebody off with that one *Kanye Shrug*
7. Your homie told you she was a hoe - dudes are different from girls in that way. Girls will tell their homegirl not to mess with a dude because "he ain't $h!t" just so she can talk to him. But guys are not that complex [unless they are suffering from a severe case of Bitchassness - get well soon] and if ur homie tells you she's a hoe, it's probably because she previously was or still is! 

Hope this helps to all of my bruhs out there! And remember, this is a checklist! If your girl meets 4 out of the 7...you might wanna go down to the Health Department and get urslf tested homie!

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